It was a triumph of notation over logic.
Probability professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
Someday you’ll all come to love and appreciate balls.
Topology professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
Putting on your socks and then your shoes is not the same as putting on your shoes and then your socks.
Abstract algebra professor while holding his foot up for everyone to see (via mathprofessorquotes)
In an ideal world the primes would start at 3.
Analytic number theory professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
Mathematically they’re the same. Psychologically they’re different.
Calculus professor on points and vectors (via mathprofessorquotes)
I don’t celebrate Pi day. I celebrate math everyday.
Calculus Professor when confronted with celebrating Pi Day. (via mathprofessorquotes)
And you can show your mom and she’ll think you’re cool! Well, my mom was impressed.
Computer science professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
I try not to memorize any scary looking formulas.
Calculus professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
You could prove your grandmother equals a banana using this method!
Math professor, talking about False implies True (via mathprofessorquotes)
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